I Hate It

I hate it when you call me baby.
I'm fucking twenty.
I'm not your baby.

I hate it when you call me sexy.
It's an adjective that describes me.
Not my name.

I hate it when you call me honey.
I'm a person.
I'm not a condiment.

I love it when you call me muffin.
Because I know you're being sarcastic.
And it's funny.

But in general, I prefer to be referred to by the name I was introduced to you with.