I Feel Like I Need To Doccument This.

4:55 pm, April 27th, 2010.


Just so that I don't forget it. It's important.

Wir Halten Das Tempo

This is seriously the best thing ever. Like. I was dying the first time I saw it. DYING. I mean, it's a good video if you don't get all the past music video references. But if you do get them... Jesus Balls it's brilliant.

1960

It's Really Sexy When I Can't Breathe

It is. It's so attractive. Everyone wants to kiss that one wheezy girl. You know, the one who can't take a deep breath without hacking up a lung? Yeah. That one. It's like I have to beat the guys away with my bike-lock when I'm coughing non-stop for no reason at all other than the fact that my lungs detest me. I don't even do anything to them! I don't smoke anymore. Not that I ever really did. I smoked one cigarette a week for maybe three months when I was 18. Or maybe they hate me from when I was seventeen and spent all my time smoking weed with my friends. Not that I even smoked all that much. Maybe three times a week for two months? At the most. So really now. Why do my lungs hate me? I know it's not because I'm still sick. Because I'm not sick anymore! GUHHH. Not cool.

I Am So Not A Hipster, Thanks

My friend Paul Marc tried to inform me that I was a hipster a few weeks ago. I'm so not a hipster. It's all coincidence that I live in Parkdale, wear skinny jeans and plaid, ride a fixed-gear bike, make mixtapes, have a record collection, listen to Vampire Weekend, can often be found at Sneaky Dee's, and that my favourite clothing stores are thrift stores, American Apparel, and Urban Outfitters.

I'm SO not a hipster. This is all just coincidental. Silliness. But seriously. For the record. I'm not a hipster. At all. I defy labels.

But anyway, I did see some hipsters when I was riding around Ferndale a week or so ago. Which was hilarious. Because Ferndale/Michigan hipsters look like Toronto hipsters looked last year and how Williamsburg hipsters looked two years ago. Ahahaha. It's spreading. Escape while you can.

ADVENTURELAND

^This is a description of my life.
Details to follow.


...later. It's a surprise.