Perezzies

Can you tell I really like Lady GaGa?

I've Got This Sentimental Heart That Beats

Back when I had a car, I decorated it in permanent marker by writing Mr. Brightside lyrics all over it. I miss it.

Also.
I accidentally stabbed myself with a fork.

When I Have Too Much Time On My Hands...

I do coke.







Hahaha. Kidding. When I have too much time on my hands, I dust Lush's Candy Fluff in amusing patterns across my face and make myself look like a cokehead. It smells yummy.

NuHair

I realize that I probably at some point in the recent past said that a. I wasn't going to change my hair any time soon, b. was never going blonde again, and c. would colour my hair dark red next. I guess I lied. I'm bleaching it out to white again. But this will take a while since it was black and then orange... so it's got bits of orange still in it. But every time I bleach it, it gets lighter, so this is good. Just bleach and bleach and tone and tone and bleach and tone. So here's where I'm at right now.

500 Days Of... Who?

So I watched 500 Days Of Summer just now and was a little weirded out. I've never seen anyone in a movie who has so much in common with me than Summer does. She's even from Michigan.

I didn't realize no one else liked Ringo best.

I also watched New Moon. SNORE. What a crap excuse for a movie. Robert Pattinson looks like a foot. Seriously. And Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner can't act. I'm glad I watched it for free online rather than wasting my money in theaters.

I got half-way through watching The Haunting of Winchester House before I decided that I'd rather not watch it alone and would save it for the next time I hang out with some boy. Because I'm a total idiot and I found it terrifying to the point that I was grabbing onto my ratpillow and screaming.

I'm so lame.

It's Raining... Er...

Burst Out

So this is my favourite scene of any cinematic composition ever.

Zomg Worst

So yesterday my roommate went out to Shopper's Drug Mart. I took this opportunity to go take a shower and wash the wax out of my hair. After my shower, I cautiously snuck out using my laptop to sort of cover my girlie-bits.

And that's when he jumped out of the kitchen right in front of me.

We both screamed. He ran back into the kitchen, I ran back into the bathroom... and fell into the tub.

It was HORRIBLE.

Just... Why????

I have such serious issues with this dude's hair that it's not even funny and I don't think you'd understand.

Like... really?


Really???




...really. =/


So. Bad.

Oral Fixation

Ever have something permanently affixed to something in/on/around your mouth? Ever play with it?

Yeah.

I have 3 things to chew and one to bump. All. Day. Long. I like... HAVE to be chewing something at all times. Blargh.



This can't be good for my teeth.

Because SOMEONE Stole My Last Pair...

Today I got a new pair of $10 wayfarers because someone stole my last pair from behind the merch table at a Silverstein show. Also. My hair got longer. Yay.

The Boat That Rocked (My Socks)

So I'm sure most of you have heard of the movie Pirate Radio that should be coming out rather soon. With Bill Fucking Nighy (GAHH!), TomStu(rridge), Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Rhys Darby (from Flight of the Concords), and fucking smexy JackDav(enport) who is like my third favourite person ever and a brilliant actor. Annnyway.

I was quite upset to learn that I could have pirated this movie months ago as it was released in England six months ago as "The Boat That Rocked". Grr...

So last night I got it in HD DVD quality for my computer. Superwin. It's really good and I definitely recommend it. But I don't recommend candied apples. No matter how good of an idea they seem at the time.

Never Is An Awfully Long Time

If I could be anyone who ever existed, fictional or real, I would be Peter Pan. I would be frozen forever at the age of twelve. I could have everything and nothing and it wouldn't even matter. Growing up is terrifying. I do NOT want to be twenty. I am absolutely petrified, horrified, repulsed, depressed, and enraged at the whole idea of it. What makes it even worse is that I know that at this very second, my heart has been beating for a little over 20 years. I would do ANYTHING to stop growing right. now. Anything.

So if you could be anyone, who would you be?

Smitten For The Mitten

This post is not about Michigan or my tattoo. However, it does involve Chiodos. But first...

Back when I went to college, I had French in the morning, and Russian in the evening at the same campus which was in ButtFuck Egypt, so I would have to stay there all day. After French, my friend Amanda and I would go eat pizza and bread sticks in the dining area and browse stuff on our computers, then we would head up to her American History class. I wasn't in this class at all, but that was the only room where I could actually get the internet on my laptop in the whole school.

The teacher thought I was actually in the class and that my name was Alexandra Hamilton. Historical throwback... see what I did there? I know you do. Anyway. I was his favourite student since I was the only one who actually knew answers, asked questions, and participated in class discussions... and I aced all of the tests without having a book or studying!!! And without being enrolled in the class... Shear Genius. Heh.

I would also like to address the film "Paranormal Activity". THIS MOVIE IS TERRIFYING!!!!!!!!! ...to wimps. I don't find myself in this category, so I merely found myself bored. I'm fairly certain I just don't scare easily or something. Def. reminded me of a time I was in Scotland on some ghosty tour with my mum and we were in this dark room and I wanted to sneak behind the tourguide who was facing us in the pitch black and like... make him shit his pants or whatever by jumping out and grabbing him, but instead, two people were clinging onto me for dear life in sheer terror as I laughed my ass off at the person who ran in to attempt to frighten all of us. Didn't work on me.

Some people have said, "Oh... but it's scarier if you actually believe in ghosts and such!" Well newsflash, I DO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS! But I also believe in good acting... which was not in this film!!! So. Bad. It had me laughing. Only, the thing is, unlike the movie Wrong Turn, which is absolutely abysmally bad to the point that it is hilariously good, Paranormal Activity was just bad. And boring.

Now for the Chiodos part...
The song Smitten for the Mitten is basically amazing and I'm suddenly even more glad I have it as a tattoo.

This is all.

Hollywood Undead =/

There's this band called Hollywood Undead. I guess the only reason I heard about them was because Silverstein toured with them a while back and then was Hollywood Undead for Halloween. So I decided to check them out or whatever. I feel like I shouldn't like them at all... since I guess they're not really my style or scene or whatever. Only... I listened to them, and they're kinda catchy and amazing. But I still feel like I shouldn't like them... but is that pretentious of me? My friend suggested I just keep them as a guilty pleasure. I think I maybe agree.

Fucking Mice... Jesus.

Ever try and talk to one of those people who talks like a mouse? High pitched voice, doesn't talk loud enough... yeah. Mix that with timid and picky and you've got the client I had today. What an annoying little priss. She was asian and therefore obviously had pinstraight black hair... she brought in a picture of some white girl with average/fine hair and said she wanted it cut like that. Like seriously, if you want a hairstyle, stick with your own hair type!! The teacher didn't even know what she was saying when she talked. God.

The picture is the only reason I knew what she wanted at all... and then I asked how much she wanted off since the picture girl's hair was like... 9 inches long maybe, and the girl's hair was way longer. She said she wanted to keep the length, so I was like, alright, that's fine, just add in layers. So I got my teacher to come over and look at this girl's hair, etc. and then the girl decided she wanted me to cut an inch off... which still won't make her hair look like the girl in the picture's!!! Gah.

So anyway, I cut this girl's hair... cut my finger open while texturizing her bangs, because, "THEY'RE STILL TOO BLUNT!!!" even though they were just like the picture's. This girl drove me batty. And then for the blowdry, she was like, I want it straight, but with volume... ASIAN HAIR LIKE THAT DOESN'T FREAKING DO VOLUME!!! Sigh. People.

On a happy note, Stephanie was fiddling around with a comb and got it knotted in her bangs so that was entertaining to watch it get cut out without having to cut her actual hair. And then there was a cute boy on the subway who I talked to.

Bill Forever <3

There might possibly be one person on this earth that I love more than Ewan McGregor. Which is a VERY hard feat to manage. He is one of few people who can send me into fits of happy giggles by just the thought of them. These other individuals being all six members of Rammstein ( <3 <3 <3 ), Ewan McGregor of course, and David Bowie.

Of course I'm talking about Bill Nighy. Yes, Nighy. Not Nye. I am not completely bonkers about the science guy... he's cool too, but still... no. My friend Greg once described Bill as being "a beast in everything he does". And ooh, he was so right.

I mention dear William as he will be appearing the the film Pirate Radio which will be coming out rather soon. I fully plan on seeing this with my mother on Thanksgiving or around or something. And then he'll be in the new Harry Potter movie.

You don't understand how stoked I am. Bill fuckin' Nighy... omg!

I Hate Holden Caulfield

Just sayin'.

OMG! HE KNOWS I EXIST!!!!!

I have a friend named Koray.

He is German and lives in Germany.

He worked backstage security for one of Rammstein's warm-up shows the other day.

Because of this, he got to hang out with Till for a while and sneakily ask him for his autograph for a friend who lives far, far away. That would be meeeee. So Till asks, "Boy or girl?" And my friend jokingly replied, "It could be a boy or a girl... but she looks like a girl." Which Till found amusing and I guess Koray also said I live in Canada and the manager said they'd be on tour here in 2010 MUAHHH!!!

I love my friends. I love my life.