Friday, May 17, 2013

Spoilers!!!

The funniest part about having read all of A Song of Ice and Fire, is all of the cute little theories my sweet summer child friends come up with. I mean the ones who only watch Game of Thrones. 

Things like, "does Tywin disown Jaime when he finds out about his hand being cut off?" Well darling, aside from the fact that Jaime is Lord Commander of the Kingsguard (which means Tywin isn't really in a position to disown him anyway, as Jaime cannot inherit anything ever), Tywin doesn't really have much time to think about Jaime what with the ~trial~ and all. And then Tyrion murders him while he's having a shit. Soooo. 

"Does life get better for Daenerys?" Oh god. You don't even know about the dragons yet. 

I like that people are expecting Robb to survive the season. Nope. The Red Wedding. It's coming. Soon. Soon. Soon. 

People seem not to have caught on to the lesson Ned taught us in the first season/book. Ie: main characters die! A lot! 

Robert, Eddard, Joffrey, Tywin, Robb, Catelyn, Balon, Podrick, etc. etc. etc.

If you're expecting someone to last: they won't. Not going to happen. 

Also it's cute how much people hate Melisandre at this point. Before she burns The Lord of Bones instead of Mance. Also silly silly people who trust Petyr Baelish. He is the closest thing this series has to an actual villain. All the other characters you guys think are pure evil (aside from Euron Greyjoy, who is possibly end game big bad and hasn't been introduced yet) are grey characters! They're like normal people. Not awful evils. And it's hilarious how many of you don't even suspect the Boltons at this point. 

How It's Made

How It's Made is probably my favourite show ever. 

I used to watch it while I was doing my makeup to go out places and I would always get stuck watching it and I'd be late. 

It's amazing how many episodes there are. You would think that by now, I'd have seen all of them, but the other day I saw one on foam swords and right now I'm watching how sticky buns are made for the first time. 

And now I'm hungry. Mmmmmmm.