Fauxtographer

I'm not a REAL photographer, but I'm not completely hopeless either. I feel fauxtographer works for me as a title. Anyway, I took some pictures Sunday night. Go check them out here.

And Now... I Give You... This Man

No indeed.

I lIke Surveys

So here is one.

1. One of your scars, how did you get it? i got a person dropped on my head which smashed my face into the barrier at a silverstein show.
2. What is on the walls in your room? famous dead people. david bowie. etc.
3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? i talk.
4. What type of music do you listen to? everything.
5. Do you know what time you were born? 2:09 pm pacific standard time
6. What do you want more than anything right now? dinner at fressen.
7. What do you miss? summer at culver.
8. What is your most prized possession(s)? my computer, my bass, my snowboard, my bike, my skateboard, and my blanket.
9. How tall are you? short. 5'5".
10. Do you get claustrophobic? it's a grey area.
11. Do you get scared in the dark? only if i think too much about classic horror monsters.
12. The last person to make you cry? confusing boys.
13. What's your worst fear? vomit and getting blood drawn.
14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in the opposite sex? not brown eyes, not black hair.
15. Where can you see yourself proposing? i can't.
16. Coffee or energy drink? energy drink!!!
17. Favorite Pizza Topping? vegan cheese and pineapple.
18. If you could eat anything right now? i don't care. something vegan.
19. Favorite Color of all time? black.
20. Have you ever eaten a Goldfish? um. the cracker kind.
21. What was the first meaningful gift you've ever recieved? a necklace from my uncles.
23. Are you double jointed? i'm weirdly flexible in places.
24. Favorite clothing brand? nudie, american apparel, vans, burton, and volcom.
25. Who is your favorite female/male celebrity? kate winslet, kristen stewart, ewan mcgregor, and christoph waltz.
26. Do you have a pet right now? i have cats that live with my mum... and one that got abducted by a neighbour. whatever. he's still my lilu.
27. What kind is it? cats. obviously.
28. Would you fall in love, know that the person is leaving? nope.
30. Say a number from 1 to 100: nine.
31. Blondes or brunettes? redheads.
32. Favorite quote? "Kids, don't buy drugs... become a popstar and they give you them for free."
33. Favorite place? bondi beach, sydney, australia; edinburgh, scotland; loch ness, scotland; london, england; amsterdam, the netherlands; rome, italy; pleasant ridge, michigan, united states of america; seattle, washington, united states of america; santa cruz, california, united states of america; and toronto, ontario, canada.
34. Have you been out of the USA? so many times. i live out of the usa.
35. Your weaknesses? punk rockers, bassists, and skinny girls with red hair.
36. Met anyone famous? george clooney, ewan mcgregor, eve, juliette lewis, drew barrymore, ellen page, travis barker, and bill clinton.
37. First Job? pet supply store.
38. Ever done a prank call? highlight of my life. i do the best pranks.
39. Do you think everyone out there has a soul-mate? for sure.
40. What were you doing before you filled this out? listening to rancid and complaining.
41. Have you ever had surgery? nope.
42. What do you get complimented about most? my smile, i guess.
43. Have you ever had braces? yes. i miss them. they looked good on me.
44. What do you want for your birthday? my bike.
45. How many kids do you want & their names? i don't know. something weird.
46. Were you named after anyone? not that i know of.
47. What is the biggest turn off of the opposite sex? clingy.
48. What is one thing you like(d) about high school? being ridiculous.
49. What kind of shampoo do you use? lush.
50. Do you like your handwriting? kinda.
51. What is your favorite lunch meat? tofurkey.
52. Any bad habits? leading people on.
53. Are you a jealous person? i don't care enough to get jealous.
54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? i dunno. probably.
55. Do you agree with "friends with benefits?" not really.
56. Do looks matter? yes.
57. How do you release anger? breaking things.
58. Would you rather gain or lose 58 pounds? lose.
59. What's your main goal in life? to always be a little boy and to have fun.
60. What was your favorite toy as a child? i don't know. books.
61. How many numbers are in your cell phone? idk and i'm not counting.
62. Were you a fan of Barney as a little kid? hahaha yes.
63. Do you use sarcasm? never.
64. Mashed Potatoes or Macaroni & Cheese? whatever if it's vegan.
65. Oatmeal or cereal? oatmeal is cereal.
66. What are your Nicknames? danii, kairi-j.
67. Favorite Super Power? invisibility, flight.
68. What are your favorite TV shows? grey's anatomy, glee, the bridge, america's next top model, bones, the mentalist, whatever else is on the ctv site.
69. What's the best way to deal with your enemies? punch them in the throat. haha. kidding. just ignore them.
70. What's your favorite Ice Cream flavor? vanilla.
71. Do you have all your fingers & toes? i have extras. ...kidding.
72. Do you have a computer in your room? i have 2.
73. Plans for tonight? sleep.
74. Where do you want to live when you are older? europe.
75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? i don't care.
76. What are you listening to? miles from vega - late night drives.
77. Last thing you drank? water.
78. Last person you talked to on the phone? my mother.
79. The first thing you notice in the opposite sex? i dunno. their nose.
80. What do you like to do in your spare time? dance.
81. Favorite thing to hate? nicholas cage.
82. Favorite season of the year? i don't know. they all get annoying after a while.
83. What's your favorite type of candy? sour anything.
84. Have you ever really and truly had a best friend? yup.
85. What is your hair color? some weird shade of blue at present. but if i didn't do stuff to it, it'd be brown.
86. Eye color? i don't know. amber, yellow, green, and brown. so... hazel maybe?
87. Shoe size? too big for me.
88. Favorite fast food place? i like kfc i guess.
89. Favorite restaurant? red bamboo.
90. Do you like Sushi? i live for sushi.
91. Watch TV today? i never watch tv.
92. Favorite day of the year? the twenty seventh of june.
93. Play musical instruments? yes.
94. Republican or Democrat? neither.
95. Kisses or hugs? kisses and high fives.
96. Relationships or One Night Stands? i'd rather just not.
97. What was the last thing you bought? i don't know. some sort of food possibly.
98. Would you ever be a housewife? sure.
99. What book are you reading? lolita.
100. Describe your love life: my love life... hmmm... i spend my time avoiding being hit on by painting myself as black as i can and making myself look as unpleasant and unwelcoming as i possibly can. don't hit on me. don't date me. i don't want your number. i probably won't give you mine. over all and in general, please just leave me alone. unless you want to buy me food. then we can totally hang out. but just as friends.

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Hehehehehe. I've been watching Inglourious Basterds too much.
I've decided that I need to have twin boys. One will be Dominick Decocco and the other will be Glen Coco. And those are totally going to be their first names. The whole things. Yes. Omg. Help. I don't even.

YOU GO GLEN COCO.

Your Milkshake

I drink it.
I drink it up.

More Shoes

BITCHES. BE. FIERCE.
I need these shoes so hard.

I've Said It Once

I'll say it twice.
My veganism does not extend to footwear. Call me what you want, I don't care. You won't keep me away from vans and docks. Or the occasional leather belt. For that matter.

I need these. <3

Showers Are Fun

YayPictures! YayPhotoshop!
I decided to take advantage of the fact that photoshop can make rather boring pictures look like a whole bunch of fun! So... I lomo-tized them. Yup. Funtimes.
And yeah. I totally make a point to always shower while wearing flippers and a snorkel.

And Adorable

Christoph Waltz Is Hot

Yes he is.

Enemy Of The World

Once upon a time, my buddy Jason let me write and album review for his website. This was terrifying, by the way, as when it comes to writing, I feel like I have no idea what the balls I'm doing... even if I appear to. But anyway. Yesterday, Four Year Strong's new album was released. It's called Enemy of the World. And it is amazing. So... I thought I'd review it for my own blog. And since it's my blog, I know I can do whatever the fuck I want in terms of writing as if you dislike my writing, you wouldn't be reading my blog, so it's all g.

I love Four Year Strong. I have an FYS tattoo. Well. Kinda. It's FYS lyrics with a Tokidoki character. A few of my friends and I all have the same lyrics with different Tokidoki tattoos. Mine is Mozzarella, she's a girl in a cow-suit with a tommy-gun, and she's part of the Moofia. They stand up for kids on the playground against bullies who try and steal their milk. And under it, is the line TEAM UP! from Heroes Get Remembered, Legends Never Die.

The first time I listened to Enemy of the World was kind of like the first time I listened to Homesick by ADTR. I was like whoa. LIKE. WHOA. It's an amazing record. Some bands change their sound from album to album, but this is pretty much FYS exactly as you'd expect them to sound. Which is good, because I really like the way they sound. My favourite track as of now is the title track, which happens to be the last track on the album. But as I listen to it more and more, I expect this to change as ever. I always rotate around which songs I like the best.

I spent all of last night listening to this and all I can think about is when I can go see them play live. So good. So, yeah. You should go to your local independent record store and pick this up, if they have it. Because it's amazing and definitely worth the money.

I Like This Picture

THEY'RE HOT!