Maccas

Last night I was at McDonald's with some friends, and this guy at a table near ours started discretely attempting to get my attention. Epic Fail. It's hard to get my attention when you're being loud. Anyway, apparently I look like the kind of raver-type person who does E. He was whispering over to me from 2 tables away "Do you have any ecstacy?" and I finally got it and really loudly asked, "Do I have any ecstasy????" Everyone got up from the table and left really quickly all through different doors. One guy walked past and was like, "Shit, don't say stuff like that so loud, wtf?" and I was like, well you asked!!!"

Over all, it was the highlight of my weekend.

Oh. Also. At school. I got a haircut.

Drool

Remember what I said about priests?

Hot For...

Priest. Yeezzz pleeezzz.

So. In Angels and Demons, which I saw today, Ewan McGregor (do.want.) plays a priest. I like priests and noses... which is why the Rosenrot music video is so good. They're all... repressed and weirdly religious. So hot.

I got the epic giggles every time he would be on screen. He's too adorable! Also. I've seen him naked in at least 2 different movies. He's very nice to look at when he's naked.

Talking of naked. I saw Flake's wang. The whole thing. I've also seen Till's... not the whole thing, but part of it. And Viggo Mortensen's. I'm sure there are more... but they're probably all far less exciting than the above.

Oh. I lied. I've seen Heath Ledger's junk too.

Flah-Kuh

^ This is how you pronounce "Flake" correctly.

This is Flake.

He is cute. Yes?
But. He is even cuter when he is singing in English. REALLY. REALLY. CUTE.
As in so cute I would marry him. Even if he is chronically silly.

This is Flake singing.

It's May 14th

Today at school, the first thing we did was play this game... kind of like telephone. I was sort of near the end. Apparently there was originally a long story about it being May 14th and getting up and having a shower and then taking the subway to work or something. When it was my turn, I went in and was told that it was May 14th and something about Jeoffrey having a shower and then someone taking the street car or something, only the girl telling me this had an accent so I had like... no clue what she was saying really. So I was like, oh god. This is going to be bad. So I started laughing because I knew the only thing I could possibly tell the next person was that "today is May 14th". Epic. Fail. So I was already laughing and the next girl comes in, and all I can manage is "Today is May 14th" through a fit of laughter. Which then set everyone else off, so that we were all dying laughing when everyone else came in and was told that it's May 14th today.

Oh. Best.

Rein! Raus! Tiefer!

Yuss Plz.

So. I started school a few days ago. I've learned two haircuts and that I'm absolutely abysmally terrible at blowdrying hair. HORRIBLY. ABYSMALY. BAD. It's absolutely pathetic and a half, but I'm sure I'll get better at it. I've decided to name my disembodied head Paula Landers. The next one will be Olivette Riedel, and then Flakeisha Lorenz, and the solid head one will be Tillilah Lindemann. Ahahhaha. Oh dear. Reesh and Doomy are too preeeeetty for any of that. Although... Doominique would be a little bit amazing.

I'm absolutely ridiculous and completely obsessed.

Also, I'm turning into a healthy-type person. AWKWARD.