Maccas

Last night I was at McDonald's with some friends, and this guy at a table near ours started discretely attempting to get my attention. Epic Fail. It's hard to get my attention when you're being loud. Anyway, apparently I look like the kind of raver-type person who does E. He was whispering over to me from 2 tables away "Do you have any ecstacy?" and I finally got it and really loudly asked, "Do I have any ecstasy????" Everyone got up from the table and left really quickly all through different doors. One guy walked past and was like, "Shit, don't say stuff like that so loud, wtf?" and I was like, well you asked!!!"

Over all, it was the highlight of my weekend.

Oh. Also. At school. I got a haircut.

To The Question On Your Mind

I don't have much to say, so I guess I'll blog about St. Patrick's day. It was positively ridiculous. I slept through half the day, but when I woke up, my roommates were all ridiculously drunk. So I ate cereal and poptarts and then hid in my room as I often do.

I later came out and socialized a little bit which was funny. It was like... second hand drunkenness. Although I detest being drunk, being around drunks is pretty fun sometimes. I go totally ADHD, but they don't notice because they're hammered.

This totally reaffirms my reasons for not drinking though. Apart from the fact that I just don't like it in general, I also don't like being super annoying, absolutely stupid out of my head, and ridiculously loud for no reason.

But drunk people are still funny.

My Hair Looks Like Cotton Candy, My Heart Is Made Of Sequins

Today was a pretty lazy sunday. We had a new roommie move in. She's pretty cool and super nice, her name is Shayna and she lives in Melissa's old... closet, for lack of a better word. I put more pink in my hair and now it looks more like I wanted it to originally.

I've got a new TV obsession snce Andrea showed Shayna and I how to work the TV. Its one of those race type reality shows and its SO hilarious. I was like, dying the whole time we were watching it. It was amaaaazing. I can't wait to watch it again next week.

Totally pissed an a half about the Silverstein show in Burlington being 19+ grrrrr... Who the fuck plays 19+ shows, like really??!!? Screwwy.

A bunch of the girls and I sat around laughing earlier, but now its fast approaching bed time, so its mostly quiet.

Also, this is the first update from my new phone since the internet is down as usual.

I'm Sure This Shouldn't Be This Funny

I'm pretty sure this shouldn't be this funny, but I can't stop laughing about it. I'm currently watching a pirated bootleg copy of Happy Feet that my shitty ex boyfriend and his currently incarcerated cousin (they're probably both in jail right now, actually) probably stole out of a car they broke into with Brad's bestfriend Juggalo Jay, who in turn, gave the stolen case of CDs and DVDs to me.

I think it's hilarious. Also, as a note on Brad and Erich's incarceration, I'm pretty sure a list of their charges includes grand theft auto and arson.

Now I'm wondering why I've never watched this movie before. It's kind of hilarious.

I'm The Hiphopopotamus; My Lyrics Are Bottomless... A-Hem...

So tonight my friend David and I basically did a pub crawl... or what would have been a pub crawl if I were actually of age and had a real ID. Hahaha... but I am still amazed at how many people just do not care at all that it's very clearly fake. He met me at my house while I was still doing my makeup.

We went down the street to Bistro 422 and were ID'd inside. The guy was fine with my fake Virginian ID which amused me to no end. I had half a mini pitcher of Killer Koolaid, which is like... cranberry something and melon and vodka. That stuff was good. After that we took pictures and stuff, and apparently I'm still ridiculously photogenic. WIN! Anyway, I also had a shot of Carrot Cake or something which was goldschlager and some other stuff, and a shot of sour puss after that which was amazingly good and tasted a little bit like cough medicine.

After that, we went and got some bad ass pizza at Cora's at like... not quite Bloor and Spadina or something like that, I had vegan pizza with pineapple and really great garlic bread. David and I took the streetcar back down to College and Bathurst and went to Sneaky Dee's. He had a White Russian, which I tried, it was good. I had a Long Island Ice Tea and a Cosmopolitan. We headed over to Strange Love to dance, but the bouncer sent me away; it really depends on the bouncer more than the bar. We got into this other club, but there was a cover fee, so we left.

We went to Metro/Dominion and got me food for the next few weeks. First I was walking with the shopping cart like a weirdo, then I started doing this knees up monty python-esque walk, before switching to only doing it on the left leg which made it look like a very strange involuntary twitch... until I started giggling uncontrollably about it. So basically, I looked completely insane.

As an endnote, The Killers are no longer my favourite band. They have been bumped down to second. Flight of the Conchords is the shit. Get Into It!

Spit EVERYWHERE

I thought I'd just like to mention that I spat all over my computer while at http://failblog.org/
I think everyone should watch this.