Another Thing I Love About Oprah Getting Trolled...

Why the fuck does she even say, "He does not forgive. He does not forget." Like... that literally doesn't even make sense in the context. At all... does not forgive and forget what?! It's just randomly there as a glaring clue that a troll is behind it. >_>

Of all the things to decide to read from the message... why did she have to include the key trolling phrases?! "Over 9000 penises." Really? REALLY. You decided to quote that directly?

Ugh. Dumb. <3 troll hard forever.

All About Paedophiles

In middle school, I once got in trouble for asking why paedophiles were called "paedophiles". I was told this question was inappropriate. Which is ridiculous as I was in a fucking assembly being talked at by some moron police officer (I still maintain that most cops are fucking idiots.) about paedophiles and internet predators.

How the fuck was I (at like 13 years old) supposed to know that the prefix pedo had nothing to do with feet? Like really. Why on earth is someone called a paedophile if they have strong urges to fuck children...? Shouldn't they want to fuck pedestrians instead? Really not that hard to confuse. AND. Anyway, how the fuck was I supposed to know that the prefix "pedo" means "children"?

Another thing about paedophiles... and maybe a bit about Oprah (ahahaha!).



This is funny, because she totally got trolled by Anonymous. And it's extra funny because it's really, really obvious... seeing as every /b/tard knows (or should know) the saying, "We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us." And also because "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND" is totally an over-used Dragon Ball Z meme that used to be funny, but is now just lame.

Oh how I laugh.

4Chan isn't a paedophile network. It's a troll gathering and picture sharing place. Among other things.

ANYWAY.

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That's my new "pervert face" emoticon.
I use it when I see pictures of people like Robert Downey Jr.
I hope you like it.

My friend calls it my "raep fais".