Wrong Place, Wrong Time

I've known forever that I was born in the wrong decade; but now I'm starting to get pissy about it. I missed everything! John Lennon wasn't even alive when I was born. It sucks. I needed to have been born a little bit after the founding of Rome (in Italy) and then been made immortal so that I could experience like... Everything as a 23 year old. That is what needs to happen. Haha. Turn back the world and make it so. I want to know everything there is to know.

Please?