Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Peronal Problems

I know that phrase is supposed to be polite... but all I can think of when I read it is an assortment of the most horribly embarrassing things anyone could imagine. As though said issues are things like:

Constant masturbation and genital chafing
Chronic flatulence
Incontinence
Extreme panic attacks caused by the thought of gerbils

... and such, and such.

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