I love it when people call me by accident.
Sort of.
Kind of.
Not really.
A little while ago, some man called me, and asked which one I was.
"Which one what?" you ask? Well, yes. That's what I wondered too.
Which girl in the picture on Craig's List. Right, or left?
Ummmmmm...wut?
Ahahahahaha. Some pathetic dork wanting sex from a stranger online called me by accident.
SO. Funny.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Vomit
I really dislike vomit. Well. I mean like. If I see a pile of barf on the street, I'll be moderately amused and understandably disgusted.
But if someone throws up in front of me, I will definitely have a panic attack. So please just don't.
Fun Fact. The last time I barfed was the day after Thanksgiving, 2008.
All over my mother's bed. It was popcorn, and my mom got to clean it up.
It was hilarious. And kind of awesome.
And even though she is dead... I'm still literally laughing my ass off about that.
BECAUSE IT'S SO FUNNY! She was so grossed out. It was great.
Oh. Also. On the subject of things about my mother as well as gross things...
I really miss her habit of taking a bite into some unpleasant item of food, and then going, "Wow... this is disgusting. Want to try it?!?" So. Funny.
But if someone throws up in front of me, I will definitely have a panic attack. So please just don't.
Fun Fact. The last time I barfed was the day after Thanksgiving, 2008.
All over my mother's bed. It was popcorn, and my mom got to clean it up.
It was hilarious. And kind of awesome.
And even though she is dead... I'm still literally laughing my ass off about that.
BECAUSE IT'S SO FUNNY! She was so grossed out. It was great.
Oh. Also. On the subject of things about my mother as well as gross things...
I really miss her habit of taking a bite into some unpleasant item of food, and then going, "Wow... this is disgusting. Want to try it?!?" So. Funny.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
This Is The Show That Never Ends...
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends.
I started watching, not knowing what it was.
And now I'm watching it forever just because,
This is the show that never ends...
Or at least seems to take fucking years to be over with.
Unfortunately, I've accidentally stuck myself watching it until it's over.
Usually this wouldn't be so bad, like the time I watched all of The Tudors.
But the difference is that I actually enjoy The Tudors. It's a good show. Very entertaining... makes sense.
Or like the time I started watching Dexter. Dexter is also a good show. But I got kind of bored of it after a while. But that doesn't really matter since all of Dexter actually made sense and you don't have to see the last episode to understand any of the other episodes.
I once watched the entire first season of The Mentalist to get caught up. I was upset when I was caught up... I didn't want to stop watching it.
But I've never had to watch anything this terrible. And it's not even terrible in a good way... like Feuer Und Schwert, which is literally the worst movie ever made. It's like if you took special effects and acting from Monty Python movies and used them in all seriousness. Everything about that movie is a disaster. Well. Except for Christoph Waltz being naked a lot. That's really the only good part since the rest of the film makes literally no sense. But clearly since I a. own this film and b. have seen it multiple times, it's hilariously bad and the good outweighs the terribleness of it.
I'm watching Lost. By the way.
That's the terrible show. It's Lost.
And if you've never seen it, PLEASE, do not watch it. It's the worst ever.
The characters are all pretty much either annoying or creepy... which I guess is true to life. I'll write up a nice in-depth blog later about exactly why I hate each and every one of them. Because even the ones I sort-of like, I hate at some point.
The show starts off and you think you're in for like... Castaway or Gilligan's Island or something and then all of a sudden it springs Back To The Future (among other things) on you. Like really? What on earth... >_>
/Rant.
I started watching, not knowing what it was.
And now I'm watching it forever just because,
This is the show that never ends...
Or at least seems to take fucking years to be over with.
Unfortunately, I've accidentally stuck myself watching it until it's over.
Usually this wouldn't be so bad, like the time I watched all of The Tudors.
But the difference is that I actually enjoy The Tudors. It's a good show. Very entertaining... makes sense.
Or like the time I started watching Dexter. Dexter is also a good show. But I got kind of bored of it after a while. But that doesn't really matter since all of Dexter actually made sense and you don't have to see the last episode to understand any of the other episodes.
I once watched the entire first season of The Mentalist to get caught up. I was upset when I was caught up... I didn't want to stop watching it.
But I've never had to watch anything this terrible. And it's not even terrible in a good way... like Feuer Und Schwert, which is literally the worst movie ever made. It's like if you took special effects and acting from Monty Python movies and used them in all seriousness. Everything about that movie is a disaster. Well. Except for Christoph Waltz being naked a lot. That's really the only good part since the rest of the film makes literally no sense. But clearly since I a. own this film and b. have seen it multiple times, it's hilariously bad and the good outweighs the terribleness of it.
I'm watching Lost. By the way.
That's the terrible show. It's Lost.
And if you've never seen it, PLEASE, do not watch it. It's the worst ever.
The characters are all pretty much either annoying or creepy... which I guess is true to life. I'll write up a nice in-depth blog later about exactly why I hate each and every one of them. Because even the ones I sort-of like, I hate at some point.
The show starts off and you think you're in for like... Castaway or Gilligan's Island or something and then all of a sudden it springs Back To The Future (among other things) on you. Like really? What on earth... >_>
/Rant.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
>_>
I haven't updated lately because I've been busy doing something far too embarrassing to talk about since Sunday.
So I don't wanna talk about it.
In other news.
The word of the day is pondscum.
As in, when I went to the beach today, there was a lot of pondscum.
But naturally I went swimming anyway. You know me.
So I don't wanna talk about it.
In other news.
The word of the day is pondscum.
As in, when I went to the beach today, there was a lot of pondscum.
But naturally I went swimming anyway. You know me.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Letters
Hi.
I love getting letters.
If you want... you can write me one. =]
Email me at ScrumRuckerDW669@gmail.com and I'll give you my address if you want to send me a letter.
Just sayin'.
I love getting letters.
If you want... you can write me one. =]
Email me at ScrumRuckerDW669@gmail.com and I'll give you my address if you want to send me a letter.
Just sayin'.
Friday, May 21, 2010
The Word Of The Day Is...
Mocuffin.
As in, I'd really enjoy some vegan mocuffins right about now.
Mocuffin, N.
Cookie-cupcake-muffin.
As in, I'd really enjoy some vegan mocuffins right about now.
Mocuffin, N.
Cookie-cupcake-muffin.
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