The Gloury of Gore

Click on the picture to download the mix. 2 sides, 1 hour long.

Hello Daddy, Hello Mom

Hi, I'm Stupid

So this is a baby gorilla. The only reason I know that is because my friend told me. I had a moron moment when I first saw this and definitely was convinced it was a human baby with some creeper werewolf disease or something fucked like that. I had no idea what else it could be...

Seventeen Forever

I made a mixtape for all of you fine folks detailing the events of my 17th year of life through songs. It's available for download here. ^__________^ 2 tracks, about 45 minutes long each and a tracklist. Figure out the story yourself... but email me if you want specifics. Happy listening.

Into Him Like A Train

SO. into him.
You don't even know.

I Slept In My Bathtub

It's true. I did.

Last night, I slept in my bathtub.

Another thing that was going on last night, was me having the stomach flu.

Gross. I felt like helllllllll. Blah.

But I didn't vom. or anything, so that was a plus.

The reason I was sleeping in my bathtub, was because it's a whole lot closer to the sink than my bed is.

AND I WAS SO THIRSTY!

Michigan Girls Party Hard

Last night I went to The Rager at Sneaky Dee's, which is this weekly party my friend Cole puts on. SO FUN.

Anyway, I was definitely the craziest person there... well. Maybe. I was also one of very few sober people. Which makes it even funnier that I was partying so hard. But I live for the party and it's gotta be hard or go home.

And after, my friend and I had nachos.


...which we ate like hobos while sitting and waiting for the street-car to come while people in taxis pointed and gave us thumbs up. Whatever.